“I do a lot of canning of jams…and I would like to can you.”
Toni, Portlandia
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“If my woman was a fire,
She’d burn out before I wake
And be replaced with pints of whiskey,
Cigarettes and outer space…;”
“Broadripple is Burning” - Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s
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On New Year’s
I swear, one of these years I’m going to tape the ball dropping and watch it the next morning. I’ll toast to a belated New Year’s over a cup of tea and a bagel.
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